Phil: I had nothing to do with it, Neil.. oh excuse me, Capt. Guyot, he makes me call him that now.. stupid fucking name.. anyway, Capt. Guyot brought me to this short but somewhat steep hike around the Lake called Mt. Major.. the territory marking opportunities were endless!
Blogger: So a chance to piss on the land got you interested in the mountains?
Phil: No, not at all it was the ease at which i was able to negotiate the trails that got me interested
Blogger: Humm, so ..(Phil interrupts)
Phil: Actually , it was realizing how much of a superior hiker I was over Capt. Guyot and anybody else he brought up the hills... While they were huffing and puffing up the rocks, I was running and jumping like an Olympian! Human intellect allows them to build to destroy stuff and I think that stems from the fact that in a fair fight, we animals would kick their asses, so humans need to build in order to destroy... humans have made their lives way to mechanized and if they were to loose their toys and machines, we animals would destroy them.. macho pricks!
Blogger: Fuck you Phil, you four-legged fur-covered asshole
Phil: Typical.....
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